YOOOOO you look stupid all the time

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1 day ago

m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via n-xi)

(via satellite-eyes)

Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.
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1 day ago

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via topfunnystuff)

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3 days ago
rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

(via death-by-lulz)

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3 days ago

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

(via happiest)

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3 days ago

zustin:

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

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(via happiest)

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3 days ago
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