can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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2 days ago

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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5 days ago

old-school-shit:

gogul-mun:

slimmcharles:

makhaillamorris:

This man…

Translation: Don’t waste your time and energy on the wrong light.

*sigh*

wake up call

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5 days ago

rydenporn:

one time in kindergarten i got bored in the middle of class so i just left and walked home from school. they had to call the police to find me and they just found me sitting outside my house playing with grass. amazing.

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